What God Hates: You degenerate tit-lickers.

The Westboro Baptist Church, whatta load of shit. I’m not going to go into my normal schpeel over how fucked up they  are and how they’re this and that (everyone knows it at this point) but I would like to point out this; They are awesome. Why? Because they give Baptists a bad name (always a good thing) and they make 4chan look good, which  is saying something.

WBC is probably the greatest trolling organization out there, and at  this year’s Comic Con nerds proved how to deal with them…which  is to feed them with bullshit. Which of course is the easiest way to  deal with a troll, troll back. God forbid that they just stop showing  up at everything they hear about, they’re sorta like the Tea Party; Annoying, rambunctious, loud, hypocritical, stupid, ignorant, and all-around hilarious. God bless the geeks for confusing them today. As far as us heathens are concerned, well we’re doomed. As you know, if you’re anything but Christlike you are a heathen, blaspheming against God with your evil, Atheist-Satanic-Catholic-Jewish-Homosexual-Idol-Worshiping-Communist-degenerate tit-licking ways. Well fuck a duck! Guess we’re all screwed. Remember kids, have fun while you can because your evil ways will get to you.

FUCK YEAH FALSE-IDOL WORSHIPING!



We are an immoral society, worshiping false Gods and ass-fucking our way towards  destruction…which is why we have lasers that can shoot down planes and rail-guns powerful  enough to wipe out a city without nuclear fallout. God hates fags and that includes Thomas  Jefferson, Abe Lincoln (who was also a black-man lover, how filthy!) and Barack Hussein Homo  Osama Bin Obama. Seriously, if this is true then I really am fucked because I like all three of these  people.

There is a special place in Hell reserved for our kind, complete with a mini-bar and the Daily Show. Sarah Palin will be in Heaven gearing up for the forthcoming apocalypse with her nooklur guns aimed directly at Hollywood and Russia/Yoorup. This is me rambling.

Oh and here are some funny pictures to ease your suffering, you faggoty-ass evil doer. C’mere so I can spit on you.



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